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Tomato and Red Pepper Soup

Ingredients

•1 (28-oz.) can whole tomatoes

•1 (12-oz.) jar roasted red peppers, drained

•1/4 cup half-and-half

•1/4 cup water

•1 1/2 teaspoons kosher salt

•1 teaspoon sugar

•1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper

•2 garlic cloves

Directions

This is a pretty highfalutin recipe in that it involves a food processor, which we all know is a kitchen tool of the bourgeoisie. But assuming you’ve lost touch with common folk, go ahead and process the ingredients until smooth, then boil it all in your copper pot, Baron von Moneybags.

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